{"product_id":"wise-ass-vodka","title":"Wise Ass Vodka 750ml","description":"\u003c!-- Product Description --\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWise Ass Vodka | Ultra-Premium American Vodka – 80 Proof\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eWise Ass Vodka\u003c\/strong\u003e – a bold, ultra-premium American vodka built for those who appreciate quality *and* character. Distilled for smoothness and clarity, this 80 proof vodka delivers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn, perfect for sipping neat or making standout cocktails.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eProcess \u0026amp; Profile\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eUltra-premium USA vodka crafted for crystal-clear, burn-free taste\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBold, irreverent branding – with playful personality that catches attention\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDistillation aimed at minimal harshness, emphasizing purity\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eClean and refined character, suitable for a variety of drinking styles\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eTasting Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eNose:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean and crisp, with subtle grain and mineral undertones\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003ePalate:\u003c\/strong\u003e Exceptionally smooth and neutral, slightly creamy texture\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft, refreshing, clean—virtually no burn\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes It Special\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eEye-catching branding makes it a fun yet premium spirit\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBalancing smoothness and affordability without sacrificing quality\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eVersatile enough for sipping neat, on the rocks, or mixing in cocktails\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eStrikes a rare blend of humor + high standards in the vodka space\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eHow to Enjoy\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eServe well chilled or straight from the freezer for smoothest sip\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSip neat to taste the creamy balance\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eUse in classic vodka cocktails like Martinis, Moscow Mules, or Bloody Marys\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eMix with premium mixers so the flavor shines, not hides\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cstyle\u003e   .faq-section .faq-item { border-top: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 12px 0; cursor: pointer; position: relative; }   .faq-section .faq-item:hover { background-color: #f9f9f9; }   .faq-section .faq-item::after { content: '▼'; position: absolute; right: 0; transition: transform 0.3s ease; }   .faq-section .faq-item.open::after { transform: rotate(-180deg); }   .faq-section .faq-item.open .faq-answer { display: block; }   .faq-section .faq-answer { display: none; padding-top: 8px; } \u003c\/style\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-section\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e❓ What is the proof and ABV?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eWise Ass Vodka is bottled at 80 proof, which equals 40% ABV.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e❓ Where is Wise Ass Vodka made?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eIt's an American vodka, produced and bottled in the USA.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e❓ What does it taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eClean and crisp on the nose with mineral hints, a silky palate, and a soft, burn-free finish.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e❓ What makes it unique?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eThe mix of smooth quality, distinctive branding, and an approachable price point set it apart.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e❓ How should Wise Ass Vodka be served?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eBest served chilled or frozen neat, or used in cocktails where its clarity and smoothness can shine.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- JSON-LD Structured FAQ Schema --\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"4547","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42901920710727,"sku":"WSB Pat 615629054077","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0687\/0640\/2375\/files\/wise-ass-vodka-750ml-154_8fcdbd86-1505-4af1-8132-727d61bfdbd9.webp?v=1782401285","url":"https:\/\/bourbonnest.com\/products\/wise-ass-vodka","provider":"Bourbon Nest","version":"1.0","type":"link"}